What is the meaning of this check? Do you want me to cheat? -No...
I'm just the middleman. - Are you trying to take advantage of me so you can get ahead when I fall.
Look at this! I'm the one and only Golden Leg!
You can only dream about that.
No...I don't. I just want some kickback. Please don't tell anyone.
You're trash!
I'm sorry. I'll see you later.
Golden Leg! Golden Leg...
Golden Leg...
Hung, you've been a star player for twenty years,
ever since Fung missed the penalty kick and lost his Golden Leg,
You've never had any rivals. Now that... - Oh no! Don't talk about such things!
Hung, your Evil Team has won the Gold for 5 years running. What's your secret?
Secret? The secret is having a great soccer coach.
So, are you confident of winning Gold again?
Are you a new reporter? I don't think you should ask this kind of question.
Excuse me...
Good morning, Hung!
Golden Leg!
Good morning, Hung!
Good morning!
Hung, your shoe is dirty.
I'll help you clean it up. -It's fine. I can manage.
Hung, I'll take your car over.
Hung, you promised to offer a coaching job to me.
I'm ready.
I'm confident I can train a team as good as the Evil Team.
Do you think you still can be a coach? Forget it.
But you said... -Get real.
Don't you see? You're a cripple now.
Do you think you still can depend on that tattoo?
Hung, I've served you for 20 years. How can you say such things.
Today, I'm not in the mood. Things change.
You looked great when you were young.
You see, you're just like my dog now.
Forget it. Got lost. I've already taken care of you for 20 years now.
You know, you've cost me a lot of money.
Hung! you're too vain!
If you hadn't given me that kick-back check 20 years ago...
I wouldn't be crippled now.
What? Getting angry? Yell louder!
Hey! You guys hear that?
Thousands of reporters outside. Should I invite them in?
You know... I keep you here to keep you quiet.
Would anyone believe a crippled beggar like you?
You! -Don't be angry.
If you want to blame anyone, blame yourself.
Blame your own greediness.
Forget it.
I'll tell you another thing.
I was the one that arranged the accident to your leg.
Damn it!
That's no way to kick a ball.
Pardon?
I said that's no way to kick a ball.
So what's your opinion?
There has to be a fusion of the strength from the waist to the foot.
What's that-"from the waist to the foot"?
Yes, from the waist to the foot. My idol Bruce Lee has already spoken on the subject.
If you want to learn more, you can take two kung fu lessons from me.
Learn kung fu from you? You just look like a cleaner.
Cleaner is just my job.
My real identity is a postgraduate student.
Postgraduate student?
Studying how to effectively develop Shaolin Kung Fu.
Here's my Business Card.
Shaolin Orthodox School Mighty Stal Leg.
Look! It's really strong.
Fighting is not my style.
I'm an well-educated man. -You're wrong.
Do you see that girl?
I know she's sexy, so what?
But I'm an educated... -No, no, no, no.
Watch it...watch it... watch it... watch it...watch it...
If she had learned Shaolin Kung Fu, Weight Vest,
she would not have fallen like that. You see!
So Shaolin Kung Fu is great!
Hey! Do you want to learn kung fu?
You're crazy!
Look at the woman over there.
If she had studied Shaolin Fung Fu, Iron Hand,
parking would be much easier.
So kung fu is wonderful!
Excuse me! Do you want to learn... - Okay... Get lost you!
You should share the money with me. - Don't ruin our new friendship!
Look at that! -What's wrong?
You've already spent a whole year to trim the tree. You're fired. Get away!
I'm sorry... -Get away!
If he had studied Shaolin kung fu, Nine Fence of the Recluse,
he would not be in trouble!
I think Nine Fence of the Recluse came from Hua Shan.
Don't you know all kung fu styles originated from Shaolin?
Kung fu is absolutely good for different ages.
Brutality is just the wrong impression of kung fu.
Kung fu is an art,
One kind of indomitable spirit.
I'm looking for a good way to package Shaolin Kung Fu...
to let people understand its true meaning.
Enough, already!
I've not finished yet.
Almost finished.
I still have some appointments with my clients. We're done.
Please seize your opportunity! The lame can also learn kung fu.
What are you talking about? Who's the lame?
You're not qualified to talk soccer with me.
I'm sorry!
Yes, I'm lame, but it's none of your business.
The lame?
Bullshit!
What...what?
You scaring me?
Do you still want the garbage? If you don't, I'll call the other one.
I'm coming over. -Hurry up!
Get out of here...
Excuse me! Would you help me put it over there?
No problem!
Your leg is so great!
Twenty cents! -Oh, no! Just twenty cents?
There are some cups and plates inside. Would you give me ten more cents? -No more!
Wah, move it over there.
Mui, please give me ten steamed breads!
Using Tai Chi kung fu to make steamed bread is a startling idea.
The steamed bread looks sweet and tasty.
I'm so impressed by her strong arms.
You... What are you doing?
Singing is the proper way for me to express my true feelings of esteem.
Wow! So beautiful!
I'm not beautiful. Don't laugh at me!
You see! The steamed bread is so great!
Tastes wonderful!
Your Tai Chi kung fu, Shifting Bodies and Transposing Shadows...
It's a firm but gentle kung fu, Shove a Thousand Cattle with Four Tales.
Well!
That's why the steamed bread is so tender and firm.
Fifty cents each. Two steamed breads is one dollar.
So expensive. -Really.
Even though it's so expensive, it's worth it.
I just have fifty cents right now.
May I pay you in 2 days? -OK.
Well! You're a typical kung fu master, speaking with grace and ease.
You know, we are both Shaolin masters.
Would you give me a face-saving permission? -Yes.
Okay!
These valuable sneakers originally cost 2 dollars. Now, I'll let you have them cheap.
One dollar fifty cents, and I'll take one steamed bread more.
Call the police! -Okay!
Why don't you give me permission?
Ah! You're so beautiful...
Shut up!
Stop singing, please.
Put down your money and get away right now.
If you like singing, you should go up to that mountain.
Only crazy people sing up here.
I don't agree with this girl.
It's not crazy for anyone to sing here.
This is exploding.
I'll never give up my dream...
...of becoming a composer.
This gentleman's song is...
...so creative and full of enthusiasm.
Thank you!
You're welcome.
His song has touched me deeply and draws out my enthusiasm.
At this moment, I've a feeling that...
I should explode.
Even if I'm just a butcher, I can also dream of being a dancer.
Great!
Have you guys got nothing to do right now?
Stand straight! Put your hands down! Stretch your neck!
You're nuts!
You can't dance here.
Really?
I just went out to do my facial.
I couldn't imagine that you had already made a mess here.
Why did this crazy guy come here?
You're so ferocious, shouting at everyone.
I came here to buy streamed bread.
Is my steamed bread ready?
Coming! Wait a minute!
Did the guy pay for the steamed bread?
He did.
What's this dirty stuff? Throw it away!
First Big Brother!
It's okay! Keep working. Clean it up, please!
Are you sick, First Big Brother?
I've a headache. I got drunk last night.
Anyway, what do you want? - I want to let you know I awakened already.
Truly? You awakened. -I awakened.
I finally understood. If I want to develop Shaolin Kung Fu for the world,
I need to package it in a new form. - What kind of form?
Singing!
You won't believe what I saw today. I saw a steamed bread shop...
Stop bothering me!
But, what do you think if I combine Shaolin Kung Fu...
with singing and dancing? -Forget it.
How will you know until you try it? -Forget it!
I already told you to quit dreaming.
There's a toilet cleaning job. You should take it...
and quit dreaming.
If we don't have dreams in life, we'll look like a salt fish.
You see, you're a real salt fish without a pair of shoes!
How can you talk about a dream?
Oh, no!
The fire in my heart is not easy to put out!
Why not? Just blow it out!
But I can light it up again! -Enough, already!
We have our own separate lives.
Stop bothering me!
I work to support my family.
You mean you are willing to give up your Iron Head?
Did you forget how long you trained for it?
You're wrong!
I didn't give it up...
for even one day!
Fei!
Boss! -Damn it!
The dancers quit the show already. How can you stay here and do nothing about it?
No! I have a great idea.
What's that?
Combining Shaolin Kung Fu with singing and dancing.
What kind of Shaolin Kung Fu? Look at this.
It's no good for a show.
He's good enough. -No! How about you?
Me?
Shit!
How about your Iron Head?
If you don't do it well, I'll kill you tomorrow.
OK.
First Big Brother, thank you!
Shaolin kung fu is great!
Really great!
Shaolin kung fu is wonderful!
Wonderful!
I'm Iron Head.
Iron Head.
You're Mighty Stal Leg.
I'm Mighty Stal Leg.
Be serious!
Shaolin kung fu is great!
Really great!
Shaolin kung fu is great!
Really great!
Shaolin Kung Fu is wonderful!
Wonderful!
I'm Mighty Stal Leg!
Mighty Stal Leg!
He's Iron Head!
Damn it!
What are you singing about? Your voice sound like howling.
The lyric is disgusting.
I even can't understand one sentence of this.
Yes, of course. Who wrote this lyric?
Who did? -Who did?
Creative work is highly subjective, but I must answer your criticism.
Singing is just the beginning of the show.
The highlight is the performance of Mighty Stal Leg and Iron Head!
Iron Head?
I had already told you that you wrote the bad lyric.
I'm not Iron Head. He's...
lron Head?
I said... -lron Head?
Mighty Stal Leg!
He's Mighty Stal Leg! You still say Mighty Stal Leg?
Killing you! -You still say Mighty Stal Leg?
I'm the real Mighty Stal Leg!
lron Head?
Don't you know Chinese? He's the real...
lron Head? You're so stubborn!
lron...
Do you want to fight back against me?
Thank you so much!
Happy hour is going fast.
It's time for us to say good bye right now.
Let's listen to music!
You crazy guys!
Let's see if you can take more!
Thank you!
Bullshit!
What?
Go! Nothing interested!
Do you still want to fight with us?
I promised my Shaolin master I wouldn't use kung fu to fight with anyone.
This guy is crazy.
But all you guys should apologize!
Apologize? I shouldn't have to... It's all you guys fault!
Don't move! You said you wouldn't use kung fu to hit anyone.
I'm not coming for fighting. I'm coming to play soccer.
Shit!
You don't need to be so exaggerated!
What?
I'm so sorry!
Do you have some money right now?
Yes.
Thirty cents.
Are you grabbing my money? -Yep.
Did you learn Tong Long Fist? -I did.
Don't insult Shaolin Kung Fu anymore! -OK.
Would you let me take a look at your leg?
I'm not in the mood. Go ahead!
Cool! It's the real, original kung fu.
A great killer slim leg.
It's Shaolin Mighty Stal Leg!
Is it possible to use kung fu to play soccer?
Truly use kung fu?
Yes, of course!
Yeah!
It's a great idea to use kung fu to play soccer.
Why didn't I ever think about that? Are you the lame?
I'm not just the lame. I'm the ex-soccer player, Golden Leg.
Now, I'm a soccer coach.
That's great! You should teach me to play soccer.
Hold on.
No! You told me I could use kung fu to play soccer. - But I need time to consider!
I've no time to think anymore!
It's sunset already!
Time doesn't wait for anyone!
But we still need to prepare!
I'm ready! What do I need?
At least a pair of shoes!
Do you have money to get your sneakers back?
No. But... -I threw them away.
Oh, my God! -Your sneakers were worn out and broken.
Yes, they were broken. But I... -Go home!
My boss will yell at you if she comes back and sees you.
I can't get the broken ones back. There is a repaired pair. Do you want to have it?
First Big Brother, what are you doing? First Big Brother, are you okay?
I'm fine.
What do you want? -I finally got a good idea...
to promote Shaolin Kung Fu.
This is for playing soccer!
Please let me go!
You had already got me into trouble. I was fired.
Now, I work in the rest room to pay for my boss's loss.
So I come here to help you. -No! Absolutely not!
If you force me anymore, my whole family will commit suicide in front of you.
Committing suicide is not a good way to solve any problems.
Be brave! Don't be so silly!
I'm such a loser!
Please don't come here anymore! If you still want to form a soccer team, you can call the other Brothers.
Please, don't bother me! I beg you!
lron Head.
Good morning, Fourth Big Brother! - Good morning, Sing!
How are you?
Let me introduce a great guy to you! He's...
Nice to meet you! -I am Fung.
I know, Fung is so famous in the stock exchange market.
You see! He has a great I.T. look. - Fung is a soccer coach.
Soccer coach! Everyone knows that Fung is the most...
famous figure in the soccer field. Do you use your legs to play soccer?
You see! I'm right. Actually, do you have any job?
I want you to join into my soccer team?
Playing soccer?
I've no job for six months. How can you ask me to play soccer? - If you can use your Empty Hand...
to be the goalkeeper... - What's Empty Hand? That was a long time ago.
You know, I even forgot when our Master died. - Please listen to me!
We're going to sign up the National Soccer Tournament. The prize is one million dollars.
Really? So I say you're the smartest one.
You see! You're dressed up.
Many years ago, our Master ordered us to develop Shaolin kung fu.
Now, you guys get this great idea of using Shaolin Kung Fu to play soccer
You see!
This's the group picture of our Master and Brothers.
I always keep it under my pillow.
You should know what I mean. -Great!
Let's sit down to talk about what you mean.
I'll call you if I've time. Remember, please save a place for me.
No time to talk now. Some clients waiting for me. I should keep my eyes on the stock market.
My trades are for hundreds of thousands each. Hello? What's the price now?
Today, my driver's off.
I just lent my car to my friend,
and I left my wallet in my office.
I'm sorry! No time for lunch with you guys. I'm too busy.
Get away from me!
Third Big Brother, think about it! If you can use Iron Shirt to be the back...
What's lron Shirt?
You see! There are planes in the sky.
There are computers on the street.
It's the 21st century. Stop living in a dreamworld!
But I think it's a good idea to combine kung fu with soccer.
It's true! And there's a large prize.
For Christ sake! You think I'm...
My trades are hundreds of thousand dollars each.
There's no way I'll give up trading to play soccer.
I'm sorry. You know, I'm so direct...
It's impossible to give up my trading and sign up to play soccer with you guys.
Forgive me. I'm an honest guy.
Finally, it's also impossible for me to win a fucking soccer game.
Truly, the probability of winning is 0%.
Probabil...
Probability!
Okay...
It will be heads, or it will be tails.
It'll never stand on end.
So the probability is 0%.
Let me try. -Get away!
I've an appointment with my client at a coffee shop. Get away!
We can have a quick noodle lunch at a stall.
Bullshit! My trades are for hundreds of thousands dollars each.
How can I go eat noodles with you guys?
He's my Sixth Small Brother, Weight Vest.
This is the famous soccer coach, Fung.
Fung, how are you?
What Vest? -Weight Vest
Nice to meet you! Mr. Vest.
Fifth Big Brother, are you thinking about playing soccer?
Yes, if you can use Shaolin Kung Fu, you can play forward with me.
Our attack should be flawless.
Are you sure about this? -Of course.
Great! Do you have any diet pills?
It's hopeless.
Since the virus get into the cerebellum, there's no way for me to lose any pounds.
After I became like this, I'm unable to use Shaolin Kung Fu Weight Vest,
or even to walk quickly.
Yes, you're a little bit fat, but it's not so important.
Forget it!
You see, it was my picture!
Since I've become like this,
I even can't date a girl.
You can't understand that.
I do. I also can't date a girl! -Really?
There has been much gossip about your girls in the papers.
What papers?
Oh! I'm sorry!
Since I've this disease, I can't control myself.
I'm sorry. Please leave me alone!
Small Brother!
You should have confidence! You can do it!
Now, everyone calls me Lazy Pig...
You know, you're the only one who calls me Small Brother.
Thank you!
Lazy Pig, please help me to get the red package of tissue.
The red one!
Playing soccer?
Yes, Second Big Brother!
If you can use Hooking Leg to be the back,
I believe... - Our defense will be flawless! -Absolutely
Don't you think I still can use Hooking Leg?
You just need some practice.
If you trust yourself, you will get your Hooking Leg back.
Really?
I just saw you collecting excrement and urine recently.
Why did you change your job to washing dishes?
Why?
Why do you care? I don't understand, either.
Why isn't my dad the richest guy, Lee Ka Sing?
Why am I going bald, even though I'm so handsome?
You guys are not going bald, but you're so ugly.
Why could the other guys go to school when they were young,
But I was forced to study the Shaolin Kung Fu,
and then become a dish washer, or collect urine and excrement?
Calm down, Second Big Brother!
If you have courage, you can control your fate.
Calm down? If I didn't calm down,
I would kill you guys!
Calm down?
Why are you just sitting there?
Didn't you smell anything disgusting?
If it stinks when I come back, you'll clean it with your tongue!
Your apartment is great!
It's well furnished.
I can't imagine you work as the cleaner downstairs,
but live in the Penthouse on the 59th floor.
You've good taste!
This kind of apartment is so popular.
I can't even get one.
This place is okay.
Just little bit noisy.
Would you mind if I move here?
Forget it!
Your Brothers are not good.
We can find some others to join our team.
It was all my fault. I couldn't persuade them.
It's okay.
You know, I'm so glad that you trust me.
Thank you.
We'll have a short training period to teach you...
to be professional soccer players.
So you should be serious and mutually support each other.
I understand!
Let's go!
Please listen to me!
What would you do if you were in my position?
Yes, of course.
I've a call. Hold on a second.
The ball is coming back down!
What are you doing?
Playing soccer!
The ball is over there!
The ball is over here.
Let me see you kick the ball here.
The ball is over there. -Yes, over there!
You can't even get the ball. How can you kick it from here?
Actually, there are four basic skills of playing soccer:
Pass, stop, hold and kick.
I understand! -Don't move!
Okay. Start from the beginning.
Yours. Hold it.
Watch out!
Concentrate! Concentrate!
Come on! Move!
Yes...you need more cone work.
Almost fine. It's great training.
Do more work with the cones.
Fung, why can't I take part in the training?
Even though your leg is so strong, you can't control it well
What if you kick the ball into the sky...
and then hit a plane? Can you pay for it?
No. -So...
Sixth Small Brother! I'm borrowing your eggs!
What?
If you can control the egg well in the air, you can play soccer.
No problem! -Okay!
Go ahead. It's not easy.
Sixth Small Brother, forget it!
Oh, my god! My egg!
I'll replace it later!
No way!
Give it back to me!
Concentrate...
My egg!
Yes! Yes!
Yours!
Right...
Good...
Yes! Go!
Mark that one! Watch out! How can you let him kick the ball?
Kick it!
Come on!
It's great!
He can just play it by himself.
No! It's teamwork. There's no way just for one to play soccer.
Each half is 30 minutes. There is no break.
We'll follow the international rules.
I'm the referee. Do you have any questions?
Don't be silly? You know, how great Golden Leg is as referee...
and he leads a young soccer team to play with us.
We are very happy about that!
This's Fung!- Fung! Okay. Enough.
This guy has some problems with your team's players.
Now, this game is an exchange of our skills of playing soccer.
It is used to solve this conflict.
You see! They play sincerely.
From their tidy uniform and friendly face,
I can deeply feel their sincerity and the spirit of physical culture.
Thank you!
Calm down.
I'm an auto mechanic.
This crescent wrench is used for turning bolts.
Does that make any sense?
Yes, of course.
I explained it already.
Because I'm a car repairer,
it's all right for me to have a hammer.
Okay. Your team's style...
is very famous in the amateur soccer world.
I understand.
It's an undeserved reputation.
Seems the clouds in the sky...
Okay. Anyway, take care of yourselves.
Shake hands, please!
Great!
Help!
Third Big Brother!
Call the military base, we've just suffered a fierce attack.
Ask for reinforcements!
Stand up.
Stand up!
Stand up quickly!
What are you doing?
Coach, they are lawless. Why don't you stop them?
I'm the referee. I don't have to stop them.
Why not? Do you want us to lose?
You! Out!
Are you nuts?
This is a test.
If you guys can't pass it,
then we don't deserve to win!
It's only a game. We're not fighting a war.
Soccer really is like war.
I surrender! I surrender!
I surrender!
If you wanted me to play,
why did you surrender?
Do you play to lose?
I can't stand it anymore. My bone seems broken.
I'm a pitiful creature!
Please let me go to see a doctor!
Put it on your head!
You see. You look like a dog.
Have you no self-respect?
I don't want to see you.
Put it on your head and go see a doctor.
Yes, I'm a dog. I don't have any self-respect.
First Big Brother is coming back.
What?
I've a feeling that they're back.
Do we still have any weapons? -None!
The final attack!
Oh, my God! I couldn't get it.
Help!
Thank you! You've helped us get our kung fu back.
Thanks for coming back!
Thank you!
Don't be like this.
I'm the one that should be thanking all you guys.
Oh, my God! I'm going to be rich! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
We've failed. Please give us an opportunity to join your team
Please! Please!
Please, give us a chance.
It's a pretty big risk.
The Evil Team'll be the champion in the world.
Who?
The lame?
Why not? -I'm sorry.
I've already played soccer for many years,
You want to stop me? - The person in charge is not here now.
What are you doing?
Hung! -Hung, he...
Okay...
Hung, my team wants to sign up for the soccer game!
It's an open competition. Everyone has the right to sign up.
You're wrong.
I'm the chairman.
I've the right to decide who can sign it up.
Do you understand? -Yes.
What's the name of your team?
Come on!
This is Hung.
Hung!
This is a rare soccer team!
I really want to watch them play soccer.
What's the name again? This is the Shaolin...
OK...
Go sign up so I can watch them.
If you need, I can pay for your application fee. - Thank you!
It's okay! You guys, the lame is my friendly brother.
My shoe is dirty again.
White shoes are easy to get dirty.
So...
I'll help you clean it up!
I'm good at cleaning. Let me try!
This is my duty!
Hey! Let me try!
Hi!
What are you doing?
Who are you?
Where are we going?
Why are you so quiet? I need to go home.
I've been waiting a long time. - I'm sorry to keep you waiting.
Try this.
No. I just want to see the quality of it.
Touch it.
I'll make it dirty.
No problem. Go ahead. -No...
Touch it. -No.
How about that? -So smooth.
I'll buy one for you. - I touched it already. It's enough.
Tomorrow, I'll go to play soccer.
Really?
I must become a famous star player.
But if you hadn't helped me to repair them...
I wouldn't be playing soccer.
You know, you're so important to me.
Tell me what you want.
I can buy it for you very soon.
If you become rich and famous, please buy me some sneakers.
No problem!
But you should have self-confidence.
Actually, you're a beautiful girl good at kung fu.
You know, you are perfect.
You can't let your hair down and cover your face like that.
Come on.
Come on. Look at me. -No...
Look at me!
Look. So beautiful!
Really?
Yes, of course.
Is it a fly? Yes. But I didn't catch it.
Did you catch it? I did.
I'm sorry. I made your hand dirty.
No problem.
You know, you're a most beautiful girl.
Do you know that? -Yes, I do.
Thank you! Thanks so much!
Do you know?
Hey! Where'd you go?
I let you bring a girl here because you promised me you'd clean the store.
Hurry up! If you don't finish the work on time, I'll be in trouble.
Go home. I'll call you later.
Okay?
Remember! You should have confidence. You're the best.
I like your shirt. -I like your socks too.
Let's trade. -Good...
Hey, guys! This is important! Just play like you've trained.
There'll be hundreds of reporters and spectators outside.
You guys should keep smiling for the cameras.
You also need to say "Hi" and give thanks for the audience's support.
Thank you! Thank you Thank you!
Thank you!
Thanks for your support!
Thank you!
They're just cleaners.
Cleaners are also the audience.
Thank you!
Shut up!
This stadium is so small and empty. You said...
This is just the first round.
So we should play well and get into the finals.
Great! Get into the finals! -Shut up!
Shaolin Team?
Look at this guy!
Look at that guy!
What happened?
It's impossible! Just an illusion!
What are you doing?
It's okay, just an illusion.
I think we should show off our real power.
Great!
What's wrong?
Please don't play like this! I really want to play soccer!
Hung, it's your call.
I'm not scared. It's just an illusion.
What? Forty to nothing?
Yeah!
Got a goal! lron Head! Iron Head!
Yes, we use Shaolin kung fu to play soccer.
So kung fu is great, wonderful!
We lie low...\- And...
I thank my parents and my Shaolin master.
Even though they've died already.
I want to thank my good friend, Mui.
Mui...How are you?
Did you have your dinner already?
Hi! Can I help?
I want... I understand. Let me help you
Show us your kung fu?
Yes, of course, Sixth Small Brother.
1, 2, 3!
Great!
Can you show us one more?
Sure! -Big Brother, one more please.
Take it easy!
My Brothers,
today we achieve victory with our old sneakers.
Don't throw anything here!
Sorry. Sorry
Mui?
What's up?
You look so cute!
Not really.
No. You're very heavily made up.
Do you like it?
I've got good news for you.
You know my soccer team won the matches easily.
I know. I watched you guys on TV.
Congratulations!
For you.
Thank you.
Come on. Let me introduce you to my friends.
Wow! How great this is!
This is my friend...
Are you a human or a ghost?
Oh, no! She's my...
She's your girl. - No!
She's my friend, Mui. She uses Tai Chi to make streamed bread.
Oh! She's the one.
She's a rare girl. -Yes, she's a rare girl.
I can see that.
There is a long piece of wood placed on her shoulder. I've never see that before.
I spent two whole nights making these two pieces.
Two pieces.
Sing, it's not good for you to bring her out at night.
Someone will be frightened to death.
It doesn't matter. Maybe we can perform ceremonies for them.
Hold on! We can tie her up and throw her into the sea.
Don't you think you'll want to eat seafood again sometime?
No kidding! It's no good to treat a girl like this.
It's okay. I don't care.
Even though she's a soft and gentle girl, she loves joking.
Mui, please make a sexy pose.
Can't you do better than that?
What's wrong? - Don't touch me!
Are you angry with me?
No, I'm not.
So you're...
I'm sorry.
I'm only joking.
I know you just like to make fun of me.
I'm sorry. Actually, I don't care.
Don't be like this.
So why did you do this to me?
Don't touch me!
Boss...
What's wrong with you? I just went to play Mahjong...
You see, you don't look like a human or a ghost.
Don't you feel embarrassed?
Enough already!
Mui has the right to decide how she looks.
Can't you respect her decision?
I think she's quite nice today.
Don't you think she's beautiful? -You talk too much!
It's none of your business.
You're not qualified to talk to me like this.
They're my friends.
They're talking about what they think to be my true feelings.
I think I'm quite beautiful right now.
I love my new look a lot.
If you don't like this, you can leave immediately.
Hey! Do you know whom you're speaking with?
I'm speaking with you.
A cool boss.
Shit!
You... are you brave enough to fight with me?
Do you want to rebel against me?
Who are you?
It's me.
I'm Mui!
I'm going to tell your Mom.
Mui, you're great!
Mui, we're just joking. Please don't get mad at us.
Actually, your pose was so great.
Really?
I think...
I think I'm a little bit different now.
Truly.
You've more confidence than before.
I want to tell you something.
What's up?
I like you!
I like you, too!
Is this love?
You...
You're kidding.
No. I'm serious.
Absolutely not. This is not love.
We're friends forever...
Don't you think it's good for us?
Okay! It's fine.
So you'll come to see me often?
If your shoes are broken, I'll help you to repair them again.
No, thanks. If my shoes are broken, I'll just throw them away.
We should look forward to our future.
I'll never wear any broken shoes again.
Don't be like this.
What's wrong? You're crying?
Don't do this.
I understand.
Thank you!
Come here!
Mui, you look lovely today. Cheers!
After winning this, we'll go to the finals.
The finals!
But we can't underestimate our opponent! - Our opponent!
We're the most powerful team.
I won't let you get into the finals.
Oh, my God! How come?
It's the special effects? -Good Morning Hung!
Good morning!
Come here! You're a lucky guy.
You're so lucky to get this great team. -Thank you.
Actually, lron Head and lron Shirt are just street performers.
It's amusing for you guys to use kung fu to play soccer,
and then to get into the finals.
You did a good job.
Hey! Don't waste our time!
Give up the finals and join my Evil Team!
Hey, it's not a bribe.
You can get the money before signing with me.
It's a lot of money.
I can probably break my left leg and then retire.
Sure! We're brothers.
Thank you.
But I don't think I can take it.
What? Do you think I'm afraid of you?
I think your team has great potential. So maybe we can join together.
Don't be so easily upset. Think about your future.
Forget the hostility. Okay?
Hung, I didn't keep the hostility in mind.
I know it was all my fault. I couldn't blame anyone.
You're lying!
I know you too well. You're so greedy!
You're right!
I'm so greedy. My team is greedy, too.
But we're not greedy for money.
We're greedy for the championship.
See you on the soccer field.
Mui!
She died already!
How come?
I killed her!
Oh, no! Mui is the Master Hand of Tai Chi.
You treated her unfairly!
What do you want?
Revenge!
Don't be silly! It's just a joke!
She's still alive. She just doesn't work here.
Why not?
You know, my stall is well known for its sweet bread..
But now the steamed bread has become salty and bitter.
She has ruined my business.
I don't have a choice but to let her go.
Salty and bitter? Yes.
What's your name? Can I help?
No, thanks.
It's time to go!
Boss, how many goals do we need today?
Scoring goals is not the only way to win.
I have a new way to win.
This American medication is wonderful!
Actually the referee, linesman,
soccer association, soccer federation and soccer committee,
all stand on my side.
How can they fight against me?
No problem!
Great! -Fit!
Wonderful!
Throw-in?
He did it on purpose.
How could you judge it to be a throw-in?
Hung, are you fighting or playing soccer?
Fighting. So what?
I should break all you guys' legs and let you become cripples.
Cripples! Cripples!
You're fighting with me now?
I'm sorry. I should take a break.
It's okay. You'll just physically leave us,
but your spirit will remain with us.
Bend over! It's my turn.
Sixth Small Brother!
What's wrong? Why don't you stop it?
You're all injured in just the first half. How can you play the rest of the game?
Go home! No way you can play the second half!
We'll be back!
Maybe I can go down and dance in a show.
No! It's not your turn. It's mine!
Bullshit!
Get out!
You guys don't want to play anymore!
Who did it?
Did anyone see it?
Hit me in the face, if you're brave enough!
Rub gently.
I can't imagine they're more lawless than I am.
I can't believe that...
my reputation is ruined.
I knew they were up to something,
but I never imagined anything like this.
The Evil Team isn't that good.
They're taking some kind of drug.
Call the police!
Anyway, we should try our best to keep going.
We'll win in the end!
My house is on fire. I need to run!
I'm sorry. My mom is giving birth right now.
I should go home and take care of her.
Ask her to wait.
You can't give up!
They're not playing soccer. They're killing us!
I beg you. Please don't leave us!
I beg you back.
Please let me go!
Calm down! Calm Down!
Yes, he's right!
We should keep going.
Now we have just eight players.
If there is one more injury, we'll fail.
We must try our best to fight for the killer kick.
How come? If you fight for one killer kick, I'll fight for three.
What are you talking about?
Calm down! Calm down!
Calm down!
I'm not sure if I have the strength.
Shaolin Lou Han Array!
Array?
Can't stand for a shot!
Are you okay? -I'm fine!
Chun! -Tin? -Yes.
I want to tell you something I've never told you before,
Chun, I love you!
Do you think we're too cruel?
I don't think so! -Really?
So we can be harsher.
Brothers! Go!
What?
Be careful!
Watch out!
Shit!
Hurry up! Don't act injured!
You're so smart! I'm fine.
Time is almost out! Use the final attack!
Final attack?
It's useless for you guys to stall for time.
Win!
Shaolin Team.
Now you have just seven players.
If you don't have any more substitutes,
I'll stop the game and you'll forfeit.
Any substitute players?
Congratulations. -Thank you.
My turn!
I'm the substitute player.
I'm the goalkeeper.
Why did you make up as E.T.?
I don't know how to cut my hair, so it was better that I shaved it.
For what?
I want to help you.
How can you do that?
Go back to Mars.
The Earth is too dangerous.
I really want to help you. Trust me. Let me try.
No way! -You see, your shoes are broken again.
Put these on.
The opposite side.
Go!
Great!
Watch out!
What happened?
Boss, watch out! -Damn it!
Boss!
Shaolin wins the championship.
The Evil Team used drugs. Permanent suspension.
Leader Hung sentenced to 5 years in jail.
Wait! Stop it!
Go back to to Mars. The Earth is too dangerous.
My trades are hundreds of thousand dollars each.
How can you guys...
Don't laugh!
The prize is so great...
My real occupation is as a post-graduate student.
Post-graduate student?
Post-graduate student.
What are you doing? -Don't touch me!
Are you mad at me?
No, I'm not. Why should I be mad at you?
What's wrong? - Don't touch me!
Are you mad at me?
No, I'm not.
Don't!
I beg you. Please don't force me.
Don't!
Great! I can't even understand one sentence... Sorry!
Just cleaners.
Cleaners are also an audience.
I heard you've a terrific leg.
This crescent wrench...
...is used to hold for turning bolts.
Yes...
Our team is greedy, too.
We're not greedy for money, but for this air... ticket.
Air ticket? Are you leaving?
Chun, it's Tin.
I've kept a secret in my mind for twenty years.
I love you.
I'm not Chun. I'm Kung.
Kung, I'm sorry.
Please tell your wife what I've just told you.
Thank you!